My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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