i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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