I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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