Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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