Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
