Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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