Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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