There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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