I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i think my cat just said my name.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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