So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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