Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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