I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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