her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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