Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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