Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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