It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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