Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
