he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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