WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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