You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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