Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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