We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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