Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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