you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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