Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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