In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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