I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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