Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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