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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
