my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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