I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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