i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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