is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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