Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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