ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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