the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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