is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
