Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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