You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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