For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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