But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I didn't notice because vodka
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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