I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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