This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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