: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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