Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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