We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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