By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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