I feel like I'm in dance class right now
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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