i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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