Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you inspire me to be a worse person
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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