You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize