He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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